First the Editor-Texan posted a deceptively innocent looking Random Table based on cliche' and Seventies' module-marketing acumen which you can find here. Then the inimitable illuminatus of immolation himself posted an alternate Random Table that can be found here (at his proudly and loudly NSFW blog).
Two Random Tables. Two relatively simple exercises in the randomization of grammatical constructions derived from the accumulated and distilled remnants of old, obscure texts as viewed through an empty beer glass darkly...
The horror.
The sheer unmitigated horror.
But the Howard-esque melancholy of the Editor-Texan would not let him leave well enough alone.
No.
Having written the unspeakable and codified the writhing chaos of eldritch forms of deprecated grammar best left in the fetid depths of the hoary mildewed regions of dimness, he flung forth a challenge into the empty and uncaring universe. A hoarse shout across the digital aethyrs that called forth numberless legions of abominations and things best left to the imaginations of the dead.
The Tables are to be Used.
They would unleash untold alliterative terrors upon an unsuspecting world.
And we might just answer that call...
If you dare, you can learn more here.
But be warned.
This may look like 'just' another contest, but mark you well that the wild ass is sacred unto Set...and not all is as it may seem...
You can see the revised results of our efforts at the Hereticwerks blog.
A Combination resource-dump, workshop, and virtual commonplace book all rolled into one.