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Monday, April 4, 2011

Chocolate in History and Chocolate in an RPG setting


Thanks to the USDA for the cocoa nut photo!


Chocolate. Personally, it gives me a headache. But boy do some folks really, really love this stuff. Calvin and Hobbes especially. It's an amazingly super powerful commodity that has had a massive impact on history and culture, yet most people don't give it a second thought, unless they've just heard that Hershey has tried to claim that chocolate is a health food based on their corporate laboratories discovering that there are anti-oxidants in chocolate. Yeah and smoking keeps mosquitos away, too. Not.

You might want to check out the Which Food Has More Fairy Dust article at Forbes if you're still wondering what's wrong with an industry doing its own research into the health impacts of its products.

Some Sweet Chocolate History Links
There are a ton of links for Chocolate in History. These should be enough to get you started. It's a fascinating subject and one that hasn't gotten beaten to death like the high price of oil or which polearm best compliments your armor without making your chausses look fat. Like salt, paper, spices and coffee, amongst other such high-use commodities, chocolate is a big, big part of contemporary society and it fairly exploded into prominence as a resource worth importing, hoarding, trading in, or fighting over fairly early on. When chocolate was first introduced in Europe they served it as a hot drink in golden cups. It changed history. Fortunes were made or lost, and a lot of things were influenced by chocolate in ways that we're still sorting out and unraveling. It was a big deal. It should be when it gets discovered by any medieval-esque society in an RPG or work of fiction as well.

Considering Chocolate in a Fantasy Medieval Society
Most Fantasy RPGs like OD&D onwards predominently feature a setting that is loosely based on Europe in the 1400s to early 1600s. Some go earlier, some go a bit later, most mix it up vigorously and see what shakes out. Many of these games feature a good bit of exploration, either delving deeper into strange and often cyclopean megadungeons, scavenging ruined archaeological sites or forgotten graveyards (tombs, crypts, sepulchres, etc.), investigating various huge ruined piles or even hacking through the dense woods, jungles or dismal swamps to find New Lands to loot, new adventures to inflict on the local populace.

There are rules and supplements for ships, caravans, zeppelins and riding beasts. There are tons of rules and guidelines for wandering lost in a wilderness, nifty tools for mapping out said wilderness with diabolical glee (A, B, C & D just for a few examples), how to stock it with fell beasts and horrid monstrosities, and on and on. But what happens when a bunch of unwashed arsonists and half-starved plunderers come across something like Chocolate for the first time?

Most people think that gunpowder is a real game changer. Take a good look at chocolate sometime. It is arguably an even bigger and more disruptive thing to bring into the game than gunpowder or giving orcs a few crates of slightly used and refurbished laser carbines. What happens when the Greyhawk-esque pseudo-conquistadors discover the Olmec-esque Olman society and encounter chocolate for the first time? What happens when they decide to bring it back to their own pseudo-European societies? In the classic TSR module C1: The Hidden Shrine of Tamoachan which is being thoroughly analyzed and revitalized via The Cold Text Files series over at Lord of the Green Dragons, the pillaging ne'er-do-well player characters uncover a heavily overgrown ruined city of a mesoamerican culture, the Olmans. Tamoachan turns out to be the Northernmost outpost of this ancient, once-mighty empire. It's a very good bet that the Olman have chocolate. Maybe Scottsz will look into this aspect of things in a later post in the series? There really ought to be an index page for this incredible series. Ahem. In any case, back to Chocolate.

Chocolate isn't just for the poxy scallawags traipsing about with rune-inscribed ahlspiesses and demonically forged zweihanders or enchanted arquebuses and vampire-killer surplus gatling crossbows. It's a very hip and happening part of here and now. The role of chocolate in politics is even more interesting and fraught with plot hooks, twists and weirdness than the role of chocolate in history. Here. Go look for yourself and make up your own mind.

The Not So Sweet Side of Chocolate:
or Damning With Faint Praise
or We Prefer to Stand Back and Trust the Local Government
"The Ghanese have the best standards in the region. That's not to say they're as good as we want them to be, but they're certainly not as bad as the Cocircte d'Ivoire," Scharffenberger says. "From what we know about the government, we're pretty satisfied they aren't allowing horrible things to happen."
from Politics of Chocolate, Justin Burton of the Eastbay Express

Politics of Chocolate Links
As with the links to the History of Chocolate, these are just the tip of the iceberg and you'll find a lot more heated words, vigorous discussion, retractions, rebuttals and all sorts of agendas--even more than in a typical online forum--when you start to look into the Politics of Chocolate.
WebMD offers you a slide show of chocolate...just to end things on an appropriately bitter- sweet note.
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